His Majesty’s Imperial Seal Quits on Him

Yun Yi, a study-focused content creator, has just stepped out of a stationery exhibition when a manic Taoist priest runs straight into her.

The priest rants wildly: “Purple energy comes from the east — you carry dragon energy. You were born to be an emperor.”

Yun Yi: “Me? The second Wu Zetian? I guess I’ll go to bed early tonight.”

After all, you can find anything in your dreams.

The Taoist priest pulls out a notebook with a yellow talisman on it: “For just 666 yuan, I can fulfill your emperor dreams.”

“Six-six-six, bro.” Yun Yi grabs his robe with one hand and points at the cultural and creative products scattered all over the ground with the other. “Pay. Up.”

After that, every time she falls asleep, she dreams of a man wearing a dragon robe.

The dreams are connected — like an American TV series.

■ Season 1

In the imperial study.

The tyrant emperor gives her backside a slap, and Yun Yi reluctantly plops down onto his lap.

His hands grip her shoulders tightly, and from above her head comes a near-crazed mutter: “Kill… kill them all.”

■ Season 2

The emperor is a workaholic. Yun Yi, who has soul-slipped into the imperial seal, becomes a human printing machine on an assembly line.

So tired. Her whole body is sticky, and her butt is covered in ink paste.

There’s no salary. Benefits are zero.

Forced to share a bed with the emperor, Yun Yi thinks: Good looks won’t pay the bills. I want my wages!

■ Season 3

Officials in the Ministry of Rites discover that the imperial edict for the concubine selection has been drowned in ink paste.

Not only has the emperor’s name been scribbled all over, but strange simplified Chinese characters have also appeared in the blank spaces:

“Only thirty concubines? Is the Yan Dynasty about to fall? Are you going broke? Why don’t you marry thirty thousand wives? For the rest of your life…”

Tags: Court/Nobility, Time Travel, Ancient to Modern Times, Sweet Fiction, Group Time Travel,

Bickering Lovers, Absurd/Silly, Funny, Daily Life, Power Struggles

Raw Title: 朕的禦玺撂挑子了

Author︰藕泥漿

Translation Type: Human Translation